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Ski Demotivational Poster


Old Saw -




WHAT I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: army skippy
Rating: 4.57/5

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falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:54 pm
Send this over to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.
dbeatham - June 4, 2011, 10:57 pm
HA
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:44 am
seeing as how you have never made a poster, I can see how the tags might be confusing to you. But don't sell yourself short Deet. You're a tremendous douche!
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:42 am
ah, Deetex. you missed the cunning use of TAGS. They are the top each poster, and it is a good place to give credit if you are quoting someone or song lyrics. Skippy has been out there over 5 years. If you type ARMY and SKIPPY into google, you will see it
deetex - June 3, 2011, 7:22 am
What's this, no credit to the original author, Specialist Swartz? alot of these are very similar to the 213 things Skippy's no longer allowed to do in the US army. Sorry for being a Douche, but he deserves some cred!
PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:21 am
amazing ^^ props ^^
MrFails - June 2, 2011, 9:59 pm
LOLZ. NOW DROP AND LETS SEE SOME BLOOD!! GIMME 387!!
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:37 pm

beautiful
MPsniper - June 2, 2011, 6:39 pm
5 "drop & give me 20's"


THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME


TAGS: redskins facepalm shame
Rating: 3.83/5

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Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:25 pm
The Eagles, I mean.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:24 pm
Why they'd want to trade their best player to a division rival is beyond my comprehension.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I wondered why I heard requiem bells outside.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
They just traded for McNabb tonight.
Todd M. - October 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Oh, as a Redskins fan, this needs to go in the thread i started about Redskins demotivational posters. 5 Lions btw.
camden - October 20, 2009, 6:21 pm
....only the face palm 5 poodles


POOR LARRY - Going Cowboy seemed like a good idea at the time!


TAGS: fat woman skinny guy
Rating: 3.78/5

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DivineDragoon - January 17, 2011, 6:14 pm
Sex is like fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top.


Loneliness -


TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.86/5

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chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am

greatness


KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!


TAGS: kittens skins
Rating: 4.3/5

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Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:03 pm
Kittens are so cute and sweet! With needles in their jaws and feet!!!!
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 24, 2011, 9:59 pm
The ultimate package of cuteness... and BLOOD!!!


Bukowski's Cat -


TAGS: loner cat people beer bukowski
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm

I love Bukowski. 5Ls


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can assure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


THE DUDE - Or "The Dude", "His Dudeness", "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.




ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee shit
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?


TAGS: dane missing nazi skinhead hitler cartman
Rating: 3.14/5

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Monica - October 22, 2009, 6:04 am
Dumb blondes & skin heads


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: solitude hate people bukowski calendar
Rating: 4.96/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
There goes Megaton.
maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:52 am
THat's A Great One.
holymoly - May 8, 2012, 5:57 pm
Nice... That A bomb in the backgroud should take care of that...


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


PERVERTED - All guys are perverted. Some just start earlier than others.




REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?


TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

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FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?


THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Or PM a member for assistance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
How do you get your title underlined like that?


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


I SWEAR TO GOD - There was a fan up there at one point.


TAGS: redskins
Rating: 3.23/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:25 pm
Sorry, but it is funny. My brother in law skins fan so this gets 4 Poodles out of spite
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 9:58 pm
Redskinfakes... 1L


Driving skills -


TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

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Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.


ALCOHOL -




MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


DUDEISM - "I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug." The Big Lebowski




IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? -




MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Well shit. Get this man three more cameras!
gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.


UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


TAXIIIIIIII -




COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




MALES - Once we come out our only concern is finding a way back in.


TAGS: males upskirt
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - September 9, 2011, 4:54 am
LOL LOL LOL!!! 5 rebirths for you XD
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 8:56 am
LMAO 5L's


SKINNY JEANS - Don't let the name fool ya




NINJA RACCOONS -


TAGS: raccoons ninjas yuppie skiers good idea
Rating: 3.7/5

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Bah - December 6, 2009, 12:58 pm
...if only...


LOSING WEIGHT - Next time you step onto the scales and wish you had lost half a stone... Think


TAGS: starving africa weight fat thin skinny
Rating: 3.08/5

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forseti - June 21, 2010, 4:01 pm
THAT's demotivating! 5 lost pounds


DA' JESUS - Don't f*ck with him!




FEELING IS BELIEVING -


TAGS: poster evolution forum skid marks
Rating: 4.78/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:43 pm
Those signs are EVIL! I approve!


GRATE WIPES -


TAGS: skid marks
Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:11 am
Holy shit! See what I did there ?


FIFTY SHADES OF BEIGE - J. Lebowski




I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
Damnit, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


SELF ESTEEM -


TAGS: beauty is skin deep
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bones9 - October 31, 2010, 8:51 pm
Favourited, 5L'd. Impressive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:39 am
Rough time at the shaving mirror this morning Aggy?....Still Mexican eh? 5 chihuahua's
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:35 am
powerful, 5L


THEY SAY SMOKING KILLS - BUT SHE LOOKS WELL PRESERVED. NOT WELL. BUT CERTAINLY PRESERVED.


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


REST - Because throwing interceptions is exhausting




HAPPY EASTER -




PRIORITIES - These men have them.


TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)


DEMONS -




MULTITASKING - Because we needed another word for "unable to focus on the task at hand"


TAGS: multitasking
Rating: 2.92/5

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Current Resident - August 31, 2009, 10:04 pm
Cool. He's only using two hands. The girl was using four. Talent!


MASKS -


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

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djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic


GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.


TAGS: ghetto blaster coffy shotgun upskirt
Rating: 4.19/5

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suenero - November 23, 2010, 8:31 am
Cudos for the excellent use of the lovely Ms. Pam Grier. 5L's


STUMPED -


TAGS: anime wow social skills motifaking is ok
Rating: 4.65/5

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kerkpyrrus - August 3, 2010, 5:34 pm
might have something to do with that she is only 13!
Sean - July 26, 2010, 10:56 am
Ha! You shoulda offered to show her your pog collection (I'd heard that may work).
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:42 am
Must be the shoes bro...5/5
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:28 am

lol...i thank god my kid isn't geeky. he's getting more than me...argh.


LONG JOHNS -


TAGS: chicken skins nice and toasty
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:26 pm

and because I can take a joke. This is a joke, right? Hello? Anybody?
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:07 am
cause he's Rerun.. and, you can paste a face pretty easily
mariand - October 11, 2011, 4:51 am
LOL... why everybody use RR pic for funny stuff?...
Greeny - October 9, 2011, 8:57 pm
Nice pose, but if yer going to wear something under those things - the back flap is just Whistling Dixie


EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the assumption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every damn poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a dick, I'll call you a dick. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it damn 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks




SKINNY JEANS FOR MEN - The smaller the genitals, the better the fit




KOREAN MATH PROBLEM - WHY DON'T WE GET THESE AT OUR SCHOOL? -


TAGS: upskirt
Rating: 4.07/5

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Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 12:03 pm
Wow, and we wonder why math is boring here in the US?
sprite - February 1, 2010, 1:16 pm
A tongue-in-cheek-guide for men that want to be pigs with added math to increase the crunch.Meh


COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


social skills -




SKIN DEEP -


TAGS: pig tattoo ink skin deep
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:53 am
thanks ED
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:10 am
Download GIMP, it's stable enough for basic work.
forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:41 am
nice one!
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am
God i friggin hate Paint!!!


TEMPTATION -




MULTI-TASKING - Gamers do it all the time


TAGS: gamers multi tasking
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:05 am
man, I gotta get me on of those for my crapper!


LIVING -




CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


REVENGE OF THE FATTIES - We have news for the skinny people. There are more of us than of you. And we can squash you.


TAGS: fatties squash skinny
Rating: 3.05/5

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brocolyfromhell - April 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
But they can still roll us over...Fat ppl roll quite fast...
Velin - October 27, 2009, 6:29 am
There is lot of them and they can squash us... fat people are zombies of reality :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 3:50 am
Well Weairy...I'ma let you finish, But Eddie Murphy had the best multiple character starring role in any film.
Weairy - October 5, 2009, 2:45 am
I'ma bet not many of you realise this is just one person?
Claire - October 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
Dylan has a point. And we have longer life expectancies.
Dylan - May 12, 2009, 2:30 pm
you can only squash us if you can catch us fatass. 1/5
FatPride - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am
Yeah, it´s a worldwide Massmovment, there flagsymbol is the rolling bolder. If you don´t vote by pounds, they will send there Supersizetroopers. Like al Fatcists they believe in Survival of the Fatest!


HOT FUZZ - It's All For The Greater Good


TAGS: hot fuzz simon skinner great good the the greater good
Rating: 2.62/5
Guut - May 20, 2009, 12:40 am
That Somerfield, I've been there. :D


JACK SPRAT - Dude, that's a lot of fat!


TAGS: jack sprat fat kiss skinny
Rating: 1.96/5

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Sharonda99 - July 25, 2008, 11:52 pm
"and I shall call him, mini me!"
Andres - May 21, 2008, 6:13 pm
Thats horrific - she's like 8X his size


WISHFUL OLYMPIC EVENTS -


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm

fav'd caveman...real nice.


HOUND DOG -


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your vagina, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. Sexy, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Instapost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
awesome!!
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.


LISTENING SKILL - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.




THE OLD SWIMMING HOLE -


TAGS: skinny dipping
Rating: 4.51/5

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ICEMAN - March 8, 2010, 11:47 pm
Thanks kids.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Excellent Iceman, 5Ls.
sickartist - March 8, 2010, 10:57 pm
Greybeards rule..... 5L


SPORTING THE WOOL -




FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: fear day you can drink em pretty but you cant drink em skinny
Rating: 4.24/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:24 am
'Nuff said. Fuck off.


OFFICE GIRL BARBIE - She knows how to advertise her skills




HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

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MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


EXUBERANCE -




WHEN SPEAKING IN PUBLIC - Try to be like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectful, but short enough to be interesting.


TAGS: skirt speak public woman short
Rating: 4.46/5

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Thunderstrike - July 2, 2011, 8:07 am
I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy drooling over Jessica Alba to hear you.


ASKING FOR IT - She Is


TAGS: asking for it rape
Rating: 3.21/5

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R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:13 pm
Ba-zing-a!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 3:37 pm
Da5id: Keep that thought in mind when Rosie O'Donnel and Roseanne Barr tie you up for that 3-way. ;-)
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:21 pm
No, men don't get raped, except by other men... women having sex with men is never against a man's will... unless he's gay... and then it doesn't really matter anyway, lol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:48 pm
What if his brother gets raped doesn't that count?
Lena - August 17, 2009, 8:42 pm
Some dumbass men actually think some women wake up in the morning deciding which outfit she wants to be raped in. lOl.
Culos - February 24, 2009, 9:08 am
Maybelline, just wondering, do you have sound with the posters? I sure can't hear what she's saying...
maybelline - February 24, 2009, 9:02 am
she is not asking for it you are just being a stupid douche-bag boy.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 24, 2009, 10:01 am
Tunnels suck, ripping off other posters is lame, there's hardly any joke here, and you went ahead and made two of them with the same picture: lame.
agdaniele - January 22, 2009, 10:29 pm
The original posting was 5-L golden. Shouldn't Dane Cook masterpieces.


SKI-ING - Hmm, sliding down a steep mountain... on a pair of wooden sticks.... This pastime, looks like.... It was started..on a DARE




POLE DANCING - Started out with big men in skirts, and now has become skinny naked women


TAGS: pole dancing men in skirts naked women
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - March 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Caber toss
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Same pic and title as a sickartist poster.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:01 pm
thank god for that!!


GOOD GIRLS - Always Try To Brush Up Their Skills




ACID TRIP - Wow! That must be some really good shit!


TAGS: jesus big lebowski the dude dudeness bowling head trip flashback acid
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by jalford

TheTrashHeap - August 6, 2009, 9:29 pm
Only if I get to eat it afterward!
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:22 pm
Perfect TTH bride... she wants to kill the wabbit!
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 7:46 pm
Disregard. The helmet horns are plastic. She's gotta be a Californian.
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 7:42 pm
You got a problem?


GOLFER - Obviously, you're not one.


TAGS: the big lebowski golfer sarcasm
Rating: 2.08/5


UPSKIRT PHOTOS - You know it's illegal, but... It's right there!




SKINNY JEANS - available in the women's department


TAGS: skinny jeans
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 4:17 am
First of all, you get 5 lions right off the bat. Second, this needs to go into the hall of fame. And thirdly, I'm at the point of plowing my steel-toed boot up their a*s! Kicking the masculinity into them. Good job!


MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: multi tasking medicinal justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L


ROADS - sometimes they lead home.




WHY DONT WOMEN -


TAGS: skiing women kitchen
Rating: 4.61/5

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Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
I like how well the pic fit the joke not to make this one. Thanks all
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:10 am
5 nights of sleeping on the couch. LOL
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:32 pm
Magnificent.
pieman - July 26, 2010, 9:36 pm
There could be if she spilled the laundry detergent on the way down to clean your clothes.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 9:23 pm
You definitely like to live dangerously, eh Face? 5


BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: gwbasic programing games took skill
Rating: 4.52/5

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champ99 - May 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
For me also. Thanks Mr. M!
motinet - May 20, 2011, 12:35 pm

So much nostalgic win


ART -




RECKLESS DRIVING - Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills




DID YOU SPILL MY BEER? - RUGBY.. WHEN ONLY CONFLICT WILL DO




MASTURBATION - It's a technique that takes skill.


TAGS: skill
Rating: 3/5

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SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill


TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.


FAIL ROPE YOU'RE SKIPPING IT WRONG -




FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: pzy frustration job miniskirt rack
Rating: 4.92/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 30, 2012, 10:23 pm
Well, glad to hear the tradition of annoyance with one's duties is alive and well.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 8:39 pm
It’s Email, and yes, I thoroughly enjoy penning the reason they weren’t selected, like; ‘Thank you for taking the opportunity to waste my time and your gas. Oh, and no, electronic engineers do not “get to wear those stripped caps” and run Lionel trains.
Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:19 pm
Wow. Lucky you. I didn't know anybody bothered to send out rejection letters anymore. They figure you're not worth the time, paper, or postage anymore.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:06 pm
Amazing. I only sent that to seven people, and one ends up here……


BEAUTIFUL SKIN - I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want--an adorable pancreas?


TAGS: beauty skin
Rating: 4.75/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Wow.


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